“Life ain’t all blueberries and paper airplanes. You know what I mean?” No, former Bachelorette contestant Chad Johnson, who eats tons of meat, drinks too much and soils himself, and made fun...

I had a lot of my friends and family fooled. Thanks to an Instagram post of me holding up a rose, I lead people to believe I was going to be a contestant on the next season of ABC’s hit television...